Six Basic Truths in Life:
1 . You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, it is a physical impossibility, due to the tendons within your neck.
2 . All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.
3 . And discover that #1 is a lie.
4 . You are smiling now because YOU are an idiot.
5 . You soon will share this with other idiots.
6 . There is still a stupid smile on your face. I sincerely apologize about this, but I too, am an idiot, and I needed company.
