Tiny feet can make a loud noise

Have you ever received any unsolicited information or conversation? I mean, have you ever just been minding your business and doing what you were suppose to be doing when someone invades your space or interrupt your zone with some stuff? I have. In fact it seems that I'm a target for those who have stuff that they'd been dying to get off their chest. Just call me a sucker for having a listening ear and to a certain degree I'd have to agree.

I just can't turn my back on people who approach me and not say anything. I can't turn my head when asked a question or lower my eyes when you have a sign in front of you. I feel it to be rude and well, it's just not like me!

The truth to the matter is, I'm not planning on making any changes about this characteristic about myself. I like noticing people. This is one of those things that I've learned to take the good with the bad.

Once while sitting in the park, minding my own business I might ask, a lady approached me by asking if she could join me on a bench. "Sure", I said and left it at that. I scooted over to give her room but she chose to sit very close to me. I moved over a little further to acknowledge that she'd invaded a little bit too much of my space. She smiled and scooted a little closer to me. I returned the smaile and said, "did I not give you enough room"? "Oh no. I'm fine, what about you", she said. In my mind I'm thinking, "OH NO. UGH"! I replied by telling her that I felt as if she was crowding me out but some how she just didn't hear me. She went on asking me if I liked her shoes. I glanced at her shoes and acknowledged that I thought her shoes were nice(I really did like her shoes). I couldn't help but to notice that she had the smallest feet that I've ever seen. So, I said, "wow, you have such small feet, do you have trouble finding adult like shoes for your feet" Oh no! Why did I ask this woman this? She began to cry and tell me how much she loved shoes. Okay I'm thinking to myself all the while looking for tissue in my purse. "Did I say something wrong", I asked? "No. I just wanted to go to my brothers cook-out and he didn't invite me". Yeah, your probably thinking the same thing that I was thinking right about then.....WHAT THE WHAT! Now I'm stuck, I have to talk, I just can't get up and leave this lady with the little feet on a park bench crying. So, I ask why she wasn't invited and you'll never guess what she said? 

I'm going to have to tell you later about the rest of this story because my time is up for writing......I promise I'll finish, this really is pretty funny. Check back with me in a little while.....